Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact Read More ...

Adam Levine apparently stopped by Howard Stern this week where he essentially made it clear he does not bitch about Christina Aguilera‘s weight delaying production on The Voice, but instead repeatedly shats himself out of unfathomable terror until his model girlfriend’s vagina bathes him in a gold, rejuvenating light which is the only way to Read More ...

Adding fuel to the reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are secretly back together, but possibly letting us know through their “music,” friends of his supposed girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we completely mangled identifying the other day, but fixed now) say they’re in an “open relationship” and she knows better than to ask about Rihanna Read More ...

Shocking news this morning: Something Kim Kardashian is involved with is completely full of shit and nothing but a massive cash grab regardless of the consequences. Although in a surprise twist, nobody got pissed on in a sex tape at her mother’s command. I almost didn’t believe it myself. Page Six reports: Partner Scott A. Read More ...

Despite dominating the Grammys and being universally revered as one of the top genuinely talented singers of the moment, Adele has been having a pretty shitty month starting with someone leaking a fake sex tape of some random fat chick getting nailed in the backseat of a car followed by her own estranged father selling Read More ...

Posted by Photo Boy - Oh, wow, England has their own Gary Busey. - Mardi Gras is still mostly about drunken tit flashing. Neat. - Sacha Baron Cohen schtick is so old it might as well start smoking salvia and posting naked pics of itself to Twitter. - Jessica Simpson almost Read More ...

Yesterday, TMZ posted pics of Drew Barrymore leaving a doctor’s office holding what is almost definitely a printout from an ultrasound which is fucking terrible news considering Drew Barrymore’s relationships last exactly five minutes and eventually one of those five minutes will involve Dane Cook so now we owe it to this kid to make Read More ...

Welcome to a special double-wide edition of The Crap We Missed so right off the bat you know it involve’s Kim Kardashian‘s ass and also us bailing early yesterday for a Skarsgard movie marathon in our PJ’s to observe Presidents’ Day. Anyway, today we’ve got David Copperfield demonstrating his mystical rape-punch that sends beautiful, unsuspecting Read More ...

Maybe it’s the dress or the fact that I spent a portion of my day staring into the unfortunate grin-skulls of Bethenny Frankel and Minnie Driver, but here’s Mariah Carey looking remarkably good outside of GMA this morning. Which is almost making me regret that Jenny Craig post back in November until I remembered they Read More ...